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spoopyphilia:

damn girl are you liquid eyeliner because i have no idea what i’m supposed to do with you and i’m kinda scared

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tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

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arsvallis:

this almost me once, no joke

arsvallis:

this almost me once, no joke

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mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

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thisfightisworthwhile:

It makes me really sad that Taylor comes out with a fun song and a fun video and people just can’t embrace it. Like I wish she could just have fun for once without people picking on her. She just seems so happy lately, I want her to stay that way.

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vandal—savage:

We all been here 😭

vandal—savage:

We all been here 😭

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Charlie Sheen smokes crack live in a web-chat and they make him the highest paid actor on television.

An 18-year-old black person smokes a blunt and he is unfit to live.

I see you white power.

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— Comedian Greg Blackshear (via sonofbaldwin)

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cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

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